Mischievous Child Gifts

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

Honey Wallah

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Meowlzebub

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Yesterday's weather forecast was wrong. Is that what is meant when they say 'fake news'?"

Misery lit...

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Law Books

Children playing in a library

How to avoid a heart attack.

'We were mud wrestling.'

Killing Santa

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

Watch for Children.

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."