Mischievous Child Pillows

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Honey Wallah

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Meowlzebub

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

"Yesterday's weather forecast was wrong. Is that what is meant when they say 'fake news'?"

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Misery lit...

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

Law Books

Killing Santa

How to avoid a heart attack.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Children playing in a library

'We were mud wrestling.'

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."

Pandora's cat.

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

Watch for Children.

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'