Mischievous Artist Pillows

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Children playing in a library

Killing Santa

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

Bird draws a snake.

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

'My trust fund manager makes me wear it.'

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'