Mischievous Muse Pillows

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

'Mm,,,warm laundry'

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Meowlzebub

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

Monkey Business

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

Children playing in a library

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Killing Santa

How to avoid a heart attack.

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Pandora's cat.

'Cut it out!'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

Watch for Children.

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

HisssssHerssss....

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'