Mischievous Maverick Pillows

'What did we say about body language?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

The Phantom Of The Garden

Meowlzebub

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

Misery lit...

Children playing in a library

Killing Santa

'We were mud wrestling.'

Law Books

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

"I'm just messing with you."

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

Watch for Children.

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

'You'll pay for this.'

Cat burglar.

'There's a lot of stuff in dad's wallet!...'

"Airplane Mode doesn't work. I threw your phone out the window and it didn't fly."

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"