Mischievous Charmer Pillows

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Meowlzebub

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Misery lit...

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

Children playing in a library

Law Books

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

Watch for Children.

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

Snake Charmer

'I adore a man of many parts.'

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."