Mischievous Charmer Gifts

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Meowlzebub

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

Pants Uglifier!

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Misery lit...

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Law Books

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

Children playing in a library

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

Pandora's cat.

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

Snake Charmer

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

Watch for Children.

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"Hey! What's all this white stuff? Let's try the front door."

'I adore a man of many parts.'

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).