Quirky Charmer Gifts

'I adore a man of many parts.'

Snake Charmer

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Victorian Gentleman

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

Don Quixote

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Ostrich Curoisities

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"I beg to differ."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Sticking out tongue

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."