Quirky Charm Gifts

Good Luck

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Carbon Dating.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Victorian Gentleman

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

Giraffe Selfie

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Jack in the Box

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Penguin Remote

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

Carbon Dating

Banana Smoothie

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

"I beg to differ."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '