Quirky Charm T-Shirts

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Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Carbon Dating.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Victorian Gentleman

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Giraffe Selfie

Jack in the Box

Penguin Remote

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

Carbon Dating

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Banana Smoothie

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

"I beg to differ."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Happy Valentine's Day.