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Once again her smile had failed to light up the room.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"Wait. Let it breathe."

Freak Family.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Flatware Follies.

Andy Warhol

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

Good Luck

A cocktail in a tuba

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

Rosie Cheeks

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

Pollution Free Cocktail Cabinet

'Even if you were an Enron stock... I would place you right at the top on the portfolio of my heart'!

Snake Charmer

Helena Bonham Carter

'I adore a man of many parts.'

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

Ventriloquists dummy

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

#1 Jerk-off

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'