Quirky Spirit T-Shirts

"New York is a place of free spirits."

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

I... want you to all frolic through the sprinkler with me.

'The Paranoids'

The Map of the human brain

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Home depot."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Great British Eccentrics.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Best before 65 million BC.

Nun Fight.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Am I sensing fear?"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Large print e-book.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Dreams I have had...

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

The lesser of two evils.

Don Quixote

Victorian Gentleman