Quirky Spirit T-Shirts

"New York is a place of free spirits."

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

I... want you to all frolic through the sprinkler with me.

'The Paranoids'

The Map of the human brain

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Home depot."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Great British Eccentrics.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Nun Fight.

Best before 65 million BC.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Large print e-book.

"Am I sensing fear?"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Dreams I have had...

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'