Quirky Spiritualist T-Shirts

Monk with bottle-opener around his neck.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

Cat Seance

"Your husband says BOO!"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"You're on mute."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"Free why-fi.”

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"Holy water, holy water...."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

I am one with stupid.

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."