Quirky Spiritualist Gifts

Monk with bottle-opener around his neck.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

Cat Seance

"Your husband says BOO!"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"You're on mute."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"Free why-fi.”

"Holy water, holy water...."

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'