Quirky Cultist Gifts

"Geoffrey's joined a Lack of Personality cult."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Nun Fight.

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

Karataoke

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Fishing for Birds

Texturing the Walls

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

Museum of Mediocre Art.