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Paranormal A-Z...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'He's been shot!'

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"Stop trying to creep me out!"

Net Zero Superstitions

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

Wiccapedia.

Recollections of a Retired Butler

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll