Occult Curator Gifts

Warlock reads book entitled; 'The Joy of Sects'.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Paranormal A-Z...

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Painting taking root...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Rodin's Browser

Children's Art Show.

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Dali Chooses a Lobster