Lost And Found Curator Gifts

Message in a bottle...

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Shoe addict.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Misunderstood artist

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

The Rise of Modern Art

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Convenience.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Closed for Renovation

"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

The hall of bad ideas.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."