Lost & Found Gifts

Did you ever walk into a room and totally forget what you're looking for?

Be open to help.

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Bureau of Missing Persons

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Fire Backwards.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Shipwrecked.

Directions.

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

Lost dog/Lost Sheep posters

A stranger in paradise.

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

Lost CatCat Found.

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"Mittens found it! It was stuck in the sofa."

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"Where have you been?"

'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"