Lost & Found T-Shirts

Did you ever walk into a room and totally forget what you're looking for?

Be open to help.

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Bureau of Missing Persons

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Shipwrecked.

Directions.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

A stranger in paradise.

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Mittens found it! It was stuck in the sofa."

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"Where have you been?"

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 1.