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'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

Second hand furniture.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

You had me at vintage.

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Man...You age great!'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"Wow!"