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"Where have you been all these years?"

Lost and Found: 'Can you describe him?'

'I only asked if a black umbrella had been handed in.'

'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

The word 'Lost' at the Lost and Found, is lost.

'I'm here because I couldn't find my TV remote.'

Directory: You are here - make the most of it!

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

Bo Peep at the Lost & Found

Second hand furniture.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'Man...You age great!'

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

You had me at vintage.

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'