Lost And Found Aficionado Prints

"Where have you been all these years?"

Lost and Found: 'Can you describe him?'

'I only asked if a black umbrella had been handed in.'

'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

The word 'Lost' at the Lost and Found, is lost.

'I'm here because I couldn't find my TV remote.'

Directory: You are here - make the most of it!

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

Bo Peep at the Lost & Found

Second hand furniture.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

'Man...You age great!'

You had me at vintage.

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Old West Bounty Hunter.