Lost And Found Aficionados Prints

'He lost an umbrella. And the umbrella stand. And his home where the umbrella stand stood.'

"Mittens found it! It was stuck in the sofa."

'And as your tour guide, I'd like to point out that we're completely lost.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Bureau of Missing Persons

Islington Angels.

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

When the water's colder than you thought...

'Last cruise I ever take! Stuck with the same people for three weeks...'

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

Here's Waldo

Directions.

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

Stan's OK Deliveries

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

Useless-memory lane

"How appropriate. Antique magazines."

Inside Baseballs