Lost & Found Aficionado Gifts

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

Second hand furniture.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Man...You age great!'

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

You had me at vintage.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"Wow!"