Lost And Found Enthusiasts Gifts

Directions.

'That can't be me. I know exactly where I am.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Bureau of Missing Persons

Duck in a bathtub

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

When the water's colder than you thought...

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

Here's Waldo

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"How appropriate. Antique magazines."

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"