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"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

Bureau of Missing Persons

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Directions.

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Dead animal toupee.

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

Lost dog/Lost Sheep posters

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

Cave couple watching a cave painting TV while in bed.

The cops figured it was an inside job. Or an outside job.

"Mittens found it! It was stuck in the sofa."

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

Heat Wave Podium

Queen Victoria at Osborne Bay.

'Robinson Crusoe discovers Friday's mobile'

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'

The Grim Peeper.

You Are Here...X...& YOU Are Lost.

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."