Lost & Found Fan Gifts

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

He looks so natural lying there...

Best before 65 million BC.

Convenience.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Adult Barbershop

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'He's been shot!'

Bureau of Missing Persons

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

"Travel changed me."

Recollections of a Retired Butler

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'Our limo's here.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Elvis' autopsy

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

'Mystery egg.'

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder