Lost & Found Fan Pillows

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

He looks so natural lying there...

Best before 65 million BC.

Convenience.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'He's been shot!'

Bureau of Missing Persons

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Travel changed me."

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'Our limo's here.'

'Dauber Micawber'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

'Mystery egg.'

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'