Lost And Found Fan Pillows

You Are Here...X...& YOU Are Lost.

He looks so natural lying there...

Best before 65 million BC.

Convenience.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'He's been shot!'

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

'Dauber Micawber'

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Recollections of a Retired Butler

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

cayetana de alba

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Travel changed me."

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Elvis' autopsy

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

I'm your biggest fan.

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'Mystery egg.'