Found Object Fan Pillows

Convenience.

Best before 65 million BC.

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Do you buy cars here?"

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

Adult Barbershop

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

Jack in the Box

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

FedRex

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"Travel changed me."

cayetana de alba

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

Elvis' autopsy

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

I'm your biggest fan.

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

Bio Lab. I see some shiny things down there. They must be chrome-o-somes!

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

Fox Operated Fan

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

I don't know what they are, but they're keeping up with us.

You Are Here...X...& YOU Are Lost.