Found Object Fan Mugs

Convenience.

Best before 65 million BC.

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Adult Barbershop

Jack in the Box

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Rest area - 12 mile.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Thank goodness you're here!'

cayetana de alba

'Dauber Micawber'

"Travel changed me."

FedRex

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

I'm your biggest fan.

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

Fox Operated Fan

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

"I'm afraid that being a bobblehead does increase your risk for Restless Head Syndrome."

Windsock