Discovery Fan Pillows

'The circle is complete!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Bright idea

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"The overthinker"

He looks so natural lying there...

The Da Vinci Cod

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

You're my Venus

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Homo Zapiens

Election 2020

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'He's been shot!'

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."