Self-discovery Fan Pillows

Numskull

"Travel changed me."

"He has just discovered that he's not going to turn into a beautiful butterfly!"

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

Bright idea

He looks so natural lying there...

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'He's been shot!'

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

"I worry that some people find me boring"

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'