Self-reflection Fan Pillows

"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"

Man in bathroom surprised by his rude reflection in the mirror.

"I worry that some people find me boring"

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

'I stink therefore I hum'

"You're so vein."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

Pre-Television Man Caves

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"You need to stop bottling it up."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

Hairstyles

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

'Have you been working out?'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Doubt or Certainy

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

"Travel changed me."

'I think my inner child needs a spanking.'

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

"I want something more out of this relationship. . . me!"