Reflection Fan Pillows

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Hot Pie Therapy

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Love your renovations.'

"I worry that some people find me boring"

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

'Will that be on the rocks?'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

"You're so vein."

'Hot enough for ya?'

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

Trainspotters.

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

"What's one sixth of three quarters?" "It's so small why bother?"

"Harris....That's not a corporate image!"

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.