Radiation Fan Pillows

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Filet minion

The Da Vinci Cod

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

You're my Venus

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Caliologist

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Rembrandt's Selfies

Migration Music

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Bev puts on an old favorite