Radiation Fan Gifts

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Filet minion

Radiator jazz player

The Da Vinci Cod

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

You're my Venus

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Caliologist

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Rembrandt's Selfies

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Migration Music

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'