Polaroid Fan Gifts

'Ms. Lippert, I think I'm being vetted. get rid of the Polaroids.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Filet minion

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"I'm tired of being an electron."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

"It's a fixer upper."

Campaign Trail

The Hummingbird

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

Top Hat

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

Champion.

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

Tic tac toe.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Tortoise & Hare.

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

Since when does the Cartoon Channel have a pledge week?