Podium Fan Gifts

Champion.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Juggler and Illusionist

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Clown walks balloon dog

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

First Prize!

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'