Podium Fan Mugs

Champion.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Dead Funny

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Juggler and Illusionist

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Clown walks balloon dog

First Prize!

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"