Stage Fan Mugs

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Comedy Cafe

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

"To be or not to be."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Senta jumps into the sea

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

The Land Before Mimes.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"Returns"

And the die is cast!

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.