Stage Fan Gifts

Community Playhouse. Actually, live theater is always in 3-D. (Published originally on March 11, 2014.)

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Comedy Cafe

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"To be or not to be."

Taking a peek at the audience

Senta jumps into the sea

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

The Land Before Mimes.

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

And the die is cast!

"Returns"