Stagecraft Fan Gifts

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'They all want to play the star.'

Comedy Cafe

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Senta jumps into the sea

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Toenail clipping missile.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

The Land Before Mimes.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

And the die is cast!

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"Returns"

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"Anyone for tennis?"

Lin-Manuel Miranda

"This isn't what I had in mind. . ."

FedRex