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"O.K., Willy, drag yourself to the table and collapse in despair. Enter Biff."

'They all want to play the star.'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Falstaff

"It's a play on words."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Woman crying with happiness.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Stephen Fry

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Toenail clipping missile.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

Stage producer.

Bravo!

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"They're texting it in."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"