Stagecraft Aficionado Mugs

"O.K., Willy, drag yourself to the table and collapse in despair. Enter Biff."

'They all want to play the star.'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"It's a play on words."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Falstaff

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Toenail clipping missile.

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"They're texting it in."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Stage producer.

Bravo!