Stagecraft Hobbyist Gifts

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"It's a play on words."

Falstaff

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

Stephen Fry

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Toenail clipping missile.

"She's a natural!"

'I'm a star!'

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Bravo!

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

Stage producer.

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"They're texting it in."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'