Stagecraft Hobbyist Gifts

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"It's a play on words."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Falstaff

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

'I'm a star!'

Toenail clipping missile.

"She's a natural!"

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"They're texting it in."

Stage producer.

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Bravo!

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed