Live Performance Fan Mugs

Concert Hall with entrances for mobiles and coughs.

'3 Men and a Shovel - performances 10:30 & 2:15 weekdays'

Comedy Cafe

A Concert Audience - A Typical Layout.

Poor turnout, Please help.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Magician and his rabbits

The Moving Company.

'The rabbit crapped in his hat.'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'Cheap seats!'

"I'm sorry, he's just left the stage. May I take a message?"

Corona puts is stand-up comedians out of work! Please help!

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Taking a peek at the audience

"To be or not to be."

Senta jumps into the sea

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Tong!"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.