Stage Production Fan Mugs

'Is there a doctor in the audience, or preferably a handsome actor who can play a doctor?'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Comedy Cafe

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"To be or not to be."

Taking a peek at the audience

Scarpia from Tosca

Falstaff

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Senta jumps into the sea

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Jester Surgeon

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Ghostship

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

The Land Before Mimes.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."