Tv Production Fan Mugs

Remember, one of my doors will always be open for you...you just have to guess the correct one.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Filet minion

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

TV Situations vacant.

Clive Anderson

Moses' TV guide.

David Attenborough

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

Lorne Greene

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

"Previously on..."

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

News Wear World

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

Liz Hurley

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

Ostrich TV.

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

Tommy Cooper

"This i why I always dress in bright colors."

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'